bingus was his name-o, you see?

good ol' bingus of kentsworth, ohio.

the one and only.

and now for a main text link, behold

if i can figure this shit out for real, it'll be cool as hell

i'd love to have a gaudy little goof-ass website to faff about with

i guess i do have one now tho!

p sure when i hit view on this, the body text will be so much shorter than the sidebar lmao, wheeeee